{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
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Miklukho-Maklai, is a 1947 Soviet biographical drama film directed by Aleksandr Razumny.
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{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}
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Lacuna unifasciata is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Littorinidae, the winkles or periwinkles.
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